The best and surest way to Hell is a quiet, steady slope." Are you lost? Are you far from God because of heedlessness or thoughtlessness or drifting? If you are, the Holy Spirit is calling you to come home. And God knows just where you are. Cry out, and He will come to you and bring you home again.
Mat 18: 11
Friday, November 30, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Parent , are your sure your kid are stupid ?
A kid got a 0 % On his EXAM. Is it justified?
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A 1 His last battle....
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A 2 At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A 3 liquid...
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A 4 Marriage...
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A 5 Exams...
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A 6 Lunch & dinner...
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A 7 The other half...
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A 8 It will simply become wet...
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A 9 No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A 10 You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A 11Very large hands...
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A 12No time at all, the wall is already built.
DID HE ANSWERED ANYTHING WRONG?
So think twice before you make a negative comment to your children and even if they make mistake still , i do not think they deserve to be called as STUPID !
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A 1 His last battle....
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A 2 At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A 3 liquid...
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A 4 Marriage...
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A 5 Exams...
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A 6 Lunch & dinner...
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A 7 The other half...
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A 8 It will simply become wet...
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
A 9 No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A 10 You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A 11Very large hands...
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A 12No time at all, the wall is already built.
DID HE ANSWERED ANYTHING WRONG?
So think twice before you make a negative comment to your children and even if they make mistake still , i do not think they deserve to be called as STUPID !
Sunday, April 29, 2012
6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
1. No point usinglimited lifeto chase unlimited money.
2. No pointearning so much money you cannot live to spend it.
3. Money is not yours until you spend it.
4. When you are young,youuse your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health.Difference is that,it is too late.
5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.
6. No pointworking so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.
Remember this -- We come to this world with nothing, we leave this world with nothing!
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A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..all of them laughed like crazy..
After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time...
He cracked the same one again & no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again & again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON ..........
1. No point usinglimited lifeto chase unlimited money.
2. No pointearning so much money you cannot live to spend it.
3. Money is not yours until you spend it.
4. When you are young,youuse your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health.Difference is that,it is too late.
5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.
6. No pointworking so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.
Remember this -- We come to this world with nothing, we leave this world with nothing!
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A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..all of them laughed like crazy..
After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time...
He cracked the same one again & no one laughed !!!
Then he smiled and said ''when you can't laugh on the same joke again & again then why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again''
FORGET the past and MOVE ON ..........
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